Backfire

I had a strategy … 

I thought maybe if we could just eat up all the girl scout cookies as quickly as possible, we would be rid of them sooner, and, therefore, my ass would get less bigger. I guess I was working off of the theory that the mere presence of the cookies in the house was the problem.

Now that we’re down to the last box, I have to say… I think there may have been some slight flaws in my logic …

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